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		<title>We Have a Winner!</title>
		<link>http://metsfail.com/?p=249</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 02:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schnizzle</dc:creator>
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MetsFAIL would like to announce the winner in our Ex-Met Signed Baseball 250 Twitter Followers Super Incredible Giveaway Contest!  This is also a way for us to finally post something again on this damn blog.  Sucks being busy all the time.  Much easier to write in 140 character bursts.  But I digress, like I always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Out of Left Field</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 06:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schnizzle</dc:creator>
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When we started MetsFail as a sister site to OhMurph, we knew there was no space for another run-of-the-mill Mets blog.  There are only so many times and places you can read the same reports being rehashed about Ike Davis being sent down, how bad Oliver Perez pitched today, or why Omar should be fired.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PromotionFAIL</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osse Jorosco</dc:creator>
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So I get an email from the people over at Mets.com enthusiastically recommending that I go see the Mets play the Phillies.  In Philadelphia.  Behold:
I understand that the parties involved (the Mets and Phils) likely agreed to do some sort of cross-promotion to take advantage of this historic, generational 3 1/2 year rivalry, although I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MetsFAIL Contest, well, um, FAIL</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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A little while ago, this site announced a contest in which an autographed ball will be given away to a loyal follower of MetsFAIL on Twitter (see @MetsFAIL) once they had reached the 250-follower level. Following a tried and true technique to promote readership, MetsFAIL is approaching their goal and no doubt will be there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When even good news can&#8217;t be enjoyed</title>
		<link>http://metsfail.com/?p=207</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osse Jorosco</dc:creator>
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Jo-se&#8217;s okay-okay-okay! Jo-se&#8217;s, o-kay!  Right?  Right??  Recap:
-   Thursday, March 4: Joey Kings is conspicuously absent from the lineup when the Mets are set to start their third game of the exhibition schedule.  The team later reveals he just needs to see the doc for a routine follow-up to his physical.  Mets Nation collectively clears its [...]]]></description>
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